What sound does a baby make when you put it in a microwave?

I don't know....I was too busy masterbating.

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What is the shortest, very funny joke you know?

ITT: comments about my dink, and people who can't search

How do you know when you're too drunk to drive?

When you swerve to miss a tree and realize it was your air freshener

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How does a Muslim get a hot date?

He puts it in the microwave. EDIT: Looks like you guys are real dim....

What My Friend Said Once They Discovered The Existence of Gravitational Waves?

Friend: Good, now they will make microwaves that cook my chicken fingers faster. Say what now

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How does a baby Wookie get around?

Ewoks

What did the flower couple call their two babies?

Poli, Nate

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How long are you supposed to wait to return a boy's call?

This IRS guy sounded pretty into me

What sound does a cow make?

Sssssssss....

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What do you call a cow masterbating?

Beef stroganoff

Why did Helen Keller masterbate with one hand?

So she could moan with the other XD