What sound does a baby make when you put it in a microwave?

I don't know....I was too busy masterbating.

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What do you call a grandma that know martial arts?

A grandmartial artist. I apologise for any lost brain cells.

What is the Italian postal motto?

We know where live, your family too!

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What washes up on small beaches?

Microwaves!

Why dont applebees employees wear watches?

Cuz theres a clock on the microwave

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What's blue and flies around the room at high speeds?

A baby with a punctured lung

What baby?

Oh, so you're not pregnant '

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What sound does a subatomic Cow make?

Muuuuuuon

Why does carpet never make a sound?

It's the world's quietest pervert.

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What do you call 100 cows masterbating ?

Beef Strokenoff

What do you call a cow masterbating?

Beef stroganoff