Masterbate Jokes

What did the masterbating Australian mortician do?

Cremate

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What do you call a cow masterbating?

Beef stroganoff

What sound does a baby make when you put it in a microwave?

I don't know....I was too busy masterbating.

What do you call 100 cows masterbating ?

Beef Strokenoff

What do you call a rapper who masterbates a lot?

Lil Wayne-ker

Why does Helen Keller only masterbate with one hand?

She needs the other to moan.

What do you call a masterbating cow?

Beef stroganoff

Why did Helen Keller masterbate with one hand?

So she could moan with the other XD

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What did you get 100 in?

Jason: Two things: I got 50 in Spelling and 50 in History. Mother: Well at least you can add !

Why do women forget if you call them beautiful 100 times but remember if you call them ugly once?

Elephants have good memory

Moan Jokes More Moan Jokes

What's long, hard and makes a woman moan when erect?

An ironing board.

Why does Helen Keller only masterbate with one hand?

She needs the other to moan.

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Who is the brother of Juan Luna?

Edi si AnTWOnio Luna. Yeah yeah, the result of being stuck in the traffic. XD

What's the best way to receive down votes on reddit?

Wohahaha! That was funny! XD

Cow Jokes More Cow Jokes

Why do cows never walk out of horror movies?

They're able to stomach a lot.

What do you tell a cow that's in the way?

Mooooooooooooove.

Hand Jokes More Hand Jokes

What has hands but can't clap?

Stephen Hawking

Why can't you play peek-a-boo with Jesus?

Because he has holes in his hands

Helen Keller Jokes More Helen Keller Jokes

How did Helen Keller burn her face?

She answered the waffle iron. How did she burn the other side? They called back.

How do you surprise Helen Keller?

Leave the plunger in the toilet

Sound Jokes More Sound Jokes

What was the deaf mans favorite song?

The Sound of Silence.

What kind of sounds does Jaimie Foxx make in the bedroom?

No sound at all, the D is silent

Microwave Jokes More Microwave Jokes

Why dont applebees employees wear watches?

Cuz theres a clock on the microwave

Why did the guy fall off his bicycle?

Because I threw a microwave at him