Masterbate Jokes

What did the masterbating Australian mortician do?

Cremate

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What do you call a cow masterbating?

Beef stroganoff

What sound does a baby make when you put it in a microwave?

I don't know....I was too busy masterbating.

What do you call 100 cows masterbating ?

Beef Strokenoff

What do you call a rapper who masterbates a lot?

Lil Wayne-ker

Why does Helen Keller only masterbate with one hand?

She needs the other to moan.

What do you call a masterbating cow?

Beef stroganoff

Why did Helen Keller masterbate with one hand?

So she could moan with the other XD

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Friend: Good, now they will make microwaves that cook my chicken fingers faster. Say what now

Why don't you put eggs in a microwave?

Because they eggsplode. :D

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Why does Helen Keller only masterbate with one hand?

She needs the other to moan.

Why are ghosts always just moaning?

Did your manners die too Use your words!

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What did the woman from Finland say after seeing an old man fall in the water, knowing he couldn't swim?

Oh no, Helsinki! He Finnish!"

Why's everyone so afraid of clowns?

Well.. You know what they say about big feet.

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How many girlfriend does a white boy need to shoot a school?

None.

Why is Hollywood full of vampires?

They need someone to play the bit parts.

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What do you call a cow with three legs?

Tri-tip.

How do cows go from one town to another?

they cowmmute.

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Why was the necrophiliac fired from the crematory?

He was caught spreading remains before they were cremated.

Why was the homeless man's body cremated?

Because he urned it

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Which rappers had a flow that could simultaneously speed up and slow down at the same time?

MC Escher

What do rappers use to write their lyrics?

Word,yo.