What's long, hard and makes a woman moan when erect?

An ironing board.

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How many feminists does it take...... ...to change a light bulb?

0, woman are so unrepresented in technology that this is not possible.

What do black guys have that's longer than most white men's and gets even bigger when they touch a woman?

Their criminal record.

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Why did Helen Keller mastutbate with one hand?

So she could moan with the other.

Why did Helen Keller masterbate with one hand?

So she could moan with the other XD

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What's black and screaming?

Stevie Wonder answering the iron.

Which fairground ride is made of iron?

The ferrous wheel

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What's long and hard and makes women groan?

An ironing board.

What's the difference between a blonde and an ironing board?

A: It's difficult to open the legs of an ironing board.