Why did Helen Keller mastutbate with one hand?

So she could moan with the other.

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Why does Helen Keller only masterbate with one hand?

She needs the other to moan.

Why can the Cornish always lend a hand?

They probably have a spare.

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What's the difference between Helen Keller and Susan B. Anthony?

One doesn't know her place, the other can't find it.

How do her parents punish Helen Keller?

By leaving the plunger in the toilet.

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Why does Helen Keller only masterbate with one hand?

She needs the other to moan.

Why did Helen Keller mastutbate with one hand?

So she could moan with the other.