Why does Helen Keller only masterbate with one hand?

She needs the other to moan.

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What sound does a baby make when you put it in a microwave?

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Why does Helen Keller only masterbate with one hand?

She needs the other to moan.

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Why did Helen Keller masterbate with one hand?

So she could moan with the other XD

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