Why does Helen Keller only masterbate with one hand?

She needs the other to moan.

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How do you ask someone if they're Vegan?

You don't need to, they'll tell you

Why did the flume ride need repairs?

Because it got waterlogged.

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How do you shut up a deaf person?

Punch them in the hands.

How cold is it outside?

It is so cold outside I saw a politician with his hands in his own pockets.

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How do you make Helen Keller cry?

Turn the stool upside-down

How did Helen Keller break her hands?

Reading road signs at 30 MPH

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What sound does a baby make when you put it in a microwave?

I don't know....I was too busy masterbating.

What did the masterbating Australian mortician do?

Cremate

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What's the difference between a moan and a scream?

About 3 inches

What's long, hard and makes a woman moan when erect?

An ironing board.