About 3 inches
I work in a casino and want to hear your best one. Here is mine: what's the difference between a canoe and a baccarat player? A canoe sometimes tips!
One's a marsupial, the other's a Geordie stuck in a lift
Because the sea weed. ha.
Leeches and scream.
An ironing board.
I moaned as my real-time handheld connection to all the world's information briefly ran slower than usual.
A credit card.
3 inches