What screams, wails, and lights up?

A bus-load of babies on fire.

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None, the room is already lit.

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Ultraviolent

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The big Ape kept wanting to take more than a 10% bite!

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Because she kept throwing out all the W's

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I-scream!

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Everytime someone screams "get down! " they stand up and start dancing!

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Infantry !

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The baby, because she's a little bigger.

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What screams, wails, and lights up?

A bus-load of babies on fire.