What screams, wails, and lights up?

A bus-load of babies on fire.

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What do Australian emos use to cut their wrists?

Rise up lights

What's the difference between light and hard?

You can sleep with a light on.

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What is the difference between the substance inside a fire hydrant and the substance on the outside of it?

H20 is on the inside, and K9P is on the outside.

Why was the powerlifter fired from his job at the restaurant?

He was awesome at cleaning the bar, but he wouldn't stop jerking it.

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What was Hamlet screaming when running around a circle ?

2(pi)r or not 2(pi)r....(snicker)

How do people know spiders are more afraid of me than I am of them?

Like, did you ask him Because only one of us is screaming right now.

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Why are we at the vet?

Me: So our pig can't have babies 6: How do you know she doesn't want babies Me:*looks at my kids* Just a hunch

What is easier to load your van with bowling balls or screaming baby's?

Baby's because you can use a pitchfork

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What screams, wails, and lights up?

A bus-load of babies on fire.