None, the room is already lit.
Two. One to take out the bulb and drop it, and the other to try and sell it before it crashes.
to get to the other side..
You would turn red too if you had to change in front of everybody.
One. They're used to having their lights knocked out.That joke turned dark fast. I'll see myself to my respective corner.
To get to the other side!
A: Nobody knows. Russian leaders don't last as long as light bulbs. A: None the old bulb is just suffering from a cold.
When you're right the whole room shouts "Here, here!" But when you're wrong one person pats you on the back and says "There, there."
Two. One to hold it in the socket and the other to drink until the room starts spinning!
High maintenance
High finance.
