How many stoners does it take to change a lightbulb?

None, the room is already lit.

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How many wizards does it take to change a lightbulb?

Depends what you want it to change into...

How many bodybuilders does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Two. One to do it, a second to keep yelling, "You're lookin' BIG, man!"

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How many people from Svalbard does it take to change a light-bulb?

Light? What's that?

What's the Primary Directive in a nunnery (convent) ?

Lights out at nine, candles out at ten ...

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How many straight men in california does it take to change a lightbulb?

both of them

How many Jon Snows does it take to change a light bulb?

It wouldn't matter. Jon Snow knows nothing.

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Why did the prophylactic fly across the room?

It was peed off.

What do you use to check your cell from across the room?

A telephono lens.

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Why did the stoner admire himself in the mirror everyday?

Because he has a high opinion of himself

Why do elephants and stoners get along so well?

uh.. I don't remember..