How many Borg does it take to change a light bulb?

All of them.

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How did the dollar bill feel when his change started disappearing?

Coincerned

How many Accountants does it take to change a light bulb?

What sort of answer did you have in mind None-just assume it's changed.

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How many black people does it take to screw in a light bulb?

3/5

How many Russian leaders does it take to change a light bulb?

A: Nobody knows. Russian leaders don't last as long as light bulbs. A: None the old bulb is just suffering from a cold.

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How many Borg does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Irrelevant, you will be assimilated!

What did the Borg's existential brother say (Star Trek)?

Existence is futile.