How many Borg does it take to change a light bulb?

All of them.

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How many Aquarians does it take to change a lightbulb?

A hundred but they'll all be competing to be the one to change the bulb and bring light to the world.

How many Swiss does it take to change a light bulb?

None. We pay a German to do it.

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How many ADD kids does it take to screw in a light bulb?

WANNA RIDE BIKES

How many judges does it take to change a light bulb?

Just one he holds it still and the whole world revolves around him. Just one but two lawyers have to explain him how to do it.

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What did the borg say to the medieval peasant?

Resistance if feudal

What would you get if you cross breed a Borg with a Ferengi?

A scientologist.