How many Borg does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Irrelevant, you will be assimilated!

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How many blondes does it take to screw a light bulb?

Just 1...blondes will screw anything.

How many Romans does it take to screw in a light bulb?

V.

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How many dancers does it take to change a Light bulb ?

5,6,7,8.

How many Poles does it take to change a light bulb?

A: Just one but you need 6000 Russian troops in case he goes on strike!

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What did the Borg's existential brother say (Star Trek)?

Existence is futile.

How many Borg does it take to change a light bulb?

All of them.