How many Borg does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Irrelevant, you will be assimilated!

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How many Irish does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Two. One to hold it in the socket and the other to drink until the room starts spinning!

How many dragon Ball z characters does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

How many dragon Ball z characters does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Only one, but it'll take at least 6 episodes!

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How many cost accountants does it take to change a light bulb?

Hmmm........I'll just do a few numbers and get back to you

How many Oregonians does it take to screw in a light bulb?

A: Six. One to screw in the lightbulb and five to fend off all those Californians trying to share the experience.

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How many Borg does it take to change a light bulb?

All of them.

What did the borg say to the medieval peasant?

Resistance if feudal