How many Borg does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Irrelevant, you will be assimilated!

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How many Freudian psychologists does it take to change a light bulb?

Two. One to hold the ladder and one to screw your mother - I mean light bulb!

How many millenials does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Just one. They hold it in place while the world revolves around them.

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How many Bill Cosbys does it take to change a light bulb?

Just one but every time he does he causes a blackout.

How many absurdist/surrealist comedians does it take to screw in a light bulb?

November.

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What did Borg say to Georg Ohm?

Resistance is futile."

Who's there ! Borg ! Borg who ?

Borg standard !