How many Americans does it take to screw in a light bulb?

None, that's a Mexican's job.

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How many newsmen does it take to screw in a light bulb?

A: Only one but he'll tell everybody.

How many hipsters does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

It's a really obscure number and you've probably never heard of it.

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What do you call it if you were to second guess your decision to book time at a native american community?

That's a reservation reservation reservation. (Credit to Brian Regan)

What walks on two legs, but can't move forward?

Americans who voted for Hillary

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What do you call Mexican stoners?

Baked beans

Why did the Mexican jump the border?

To get back to Mexico

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How many Sigmund Freud's does it take to change a light bulb?

A: Cocaine.

How many punks does it take to change a light bulb?

None. Punks never changed anything.

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How many Americans does it take to screw in a light bulb?

None, that's a Mexican's job.

How many Americans does it take to screw in a light bulb?

None, that's a Mexican's job.