How many Americans does it take to screw in a light bulb?

None, that's a Mexican's job.

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What is a carpenters dream girl?

What is a carpenters dream girl? Flat as a board, skinny as a nail and easy to screw.

How many NBA refs does it take to screw in a light bulb?

None, they only screw playoff games.

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Why are Americans bad at chess?

They lost two towers

Which of the American forces is the most patriotic?

The Air Force, because its US AF.

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What do you call a Mexican with no car?

Joaquin

What do you call a mexican on amphetamines?

Speedy Gonzales.

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How many amateur masochists does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Only one; But it takes a WHOLE E.R. room to extract it afterwards. Double joke! "whole... hole." it's a play on words ;)

How many IT guys does it take to change a light bulb?

No IT guys change light bulbs, they just keep flicking the switch on and off again until something happens.

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How many Americans does it take to screw in a light bulb?

None, that's a Mexican's job.

How many Americans does it take to screw in a light bulb?

None, that's a Mexican's job.