What do you call a mexican on amphetamines?

Speedy Gonzales.

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What do you get when you cross a pyrotechnician and Mexican food?

Explosive Diarrhea

How do you pick up Mexican Girls?

Border Patrol.

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What do you call a mexican on amphetamines?

Speedy Gonzales.

Who is faster... Speedy Gonzales or Road Runner?

It depends on how close they are to the Mexico-United States border.