How many stuttering Mexicans does it take to crash a server?

D--Dos

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Mexican Jokes More Mexican Jokes

What is the advantage that Mexican workers have over everyone else?

Their "Senor"ity!

Why don't you hit a Mexican kid who's riding a bike?

Because it's probably your bike

Crash Jokes More Crash Jokes

Why don't we let Google Chrome drive?

Because it crashes all the time.

What did Mohammed Atta say to Larry Silverstein after the long flight?

Yo can I crash at your place?

Server Jokes More Server Jokes

Why did the Japanese American bring his server with him?

He thought they said internet camp

When is it acceptable to not tip your server?

when your a system admin, and your server if tipped could destroy many websites.

D Jokes More D Jokes

Why did the man cry when he was cutting up onions?

Onions" was his dog... D:

Why did Skrillex get fired from the antique shop?

Because he d-d-d-d-dropped the vase. Stupid. I know.

Dos Jokes More Dos Jokes

How many stuttering Mexicans does it take to crash a server?

D--Dos

Why are women like DOS?

BAD COMMAND OR FILENAME

Stutter Jokes More Stutter Jokes

What kind of batteries do stuttering Canadians use?

Triple Eh's.

Why aren't there any B batteries?

Because people might think you have a stutter.