Two. One to take out the bulb and drop it, and the other to try and sell it before it crashes.
Interactive Joke of the Day Mug
Coffee Mug
The bond market crashed.
I'm really sodie pop.
Yo can I crash at your place?
They were in airplane mode. (I'm so sorry)
Crash Bandicoot God I miss this guy.
Nice.
Damn! (This is my go-to joke that someone told me in highschool like 7 years ago. Felt like sharing it.)
Nothing.
Because he forgot to check his blind side.
Paul Walker only crashed once.
Couple's Daily Question Mug
He wanted to see how the Mercedes bends
Tyrannosaurus Wrecks
You may think you're on the right path, but if you follow it literally, you'll end up crashing into a building.
A kaleidoscope!
Because Jesus saves.
Car battery
Because it crashes all the time.
N.O.S. too bad he can't handle the crash...
Because she's a woman.
The console. What was JFK Jr's wife drinking when the plane crashed? Ocean Spray.
Imsosaurus!
Because inertia is a property of matter.
He needed a place to crash.
Take away it's drivers license.
They were MAROONED!
The crews got marooned
on all conditions) Because their drivers keep crashing.
A crashing bore.
Make the windshield full screen
Motorist: I was only following orders.
I think I'm gonna crash
Because it was Elise
Can I crash at your place
A: You should bill Gates.
A three car pile-up.
Am I supposed to say the answer or let y'all guess for a bit !
Crashing boars.
A pterrorist
A: Tyrannosaurus wrecks!
Because the ones named Drive all died in crashes.
It kept crashing on the beach.
D--Dos
A comickaze
He left his foot on the accelerator.
Because he was a slice of bread
It Hertz.
None. Eventually, both of them are gonna crash.
Coma, Coma, Coma, Coma, Coma, Chameleon
Coma-toast.
When it's intersected by a plane
A pilot, you racist!
Changing attire.
Do you even Lyft
Ask them to pronounce 'unionized.'
Because they can never be a part of the solution.
A: Neither one strikes in the same place twice.
It's a Nguyen-win situation.
Semtex.
You guys have no life!
You drop it on her twice.
Yojimbo Wales! (Joke stolen from co-worker)
Fo' Frizzle
Have you tried turning it off and back on?