How many white people does it take to replace a light bulb?

One to hold the bulb, and the rest to screw the whole world.

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World Jokes More World Jokes

What is the best vegetable delivery vehicle in the world?

An ambulance

Why do clouds make good Kings?

Because they have rain over every country in the world.

Bulb Jokes More Bulb Jokes

How many cops does it take to arrest a broken light bulb?

Two. One arrests the room for being black. The other arrests the bulb for being broke.

How many engineers does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Two. One to screw in the bulb and another to talk about how complicated it was.

Screw Jokes More Screw Jokes

How many buddhists does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

None, they enlighten themselves.

How many Irish guys does it take to screw in a light bulb?

30 - One to hold the light bulb and 29 to drink until the room spins.

Hold Jokes More Hold Jokes

How many feminists do you need to replace a lightbulb?

Only 1, she'll hold the bulb in place and wait while the world revolves around her.

What do you say to a person at a funeral held at 10 A.M.?

Good mourning.

Light Bulb Jokes More Light Bulb Jokes

Why does it take 10 women with premenstrual tension to change a light bulb?

IT JUST DOES, OK JERK !!!! NOW SHUT UP OR I WILL STAB YOU WITH THE SCISSORS!

How many black people does it take to change a light bulb?

Seriously, I gotta figure out how many slaves I need to buy

White People Jokes More White People Jokes

Why shouldn't white people swim?

Crackers get soggy when wet.

What's the difference between yogurt and white people?

If left out for 4,000 years, yogurt will develop culture.

Rest Jokes More Rest Jokes

Why are locksmiths in Japan cooler than the rest of the world's locksmiths?

Because in Japan they're rocksmiths.

What did the candle say when it couldn't sleep due to his own candlelight?

There ain't no rest for the wicked

Replace Jokes More Replace Jokes

What did the Imam say after he was replaced by immigrants?

They took my hijab!

How do you always keep your shoes tied?

Replace the laces with earphones.