One to hold the bulb, and the rest to screw the whole world.
Because China is the biggest coal burner in the world
It defies logic
Twelve. Three to Physically Change the Bulb, Three to Talk About How Complicated it Was and Six to Call themselves Electricians.
One. He is drunk, and he tells the bulb to screw itself.
Hella.
All of them.
17, 1 to hold the lightbulb, 1 to hold the ladder and the other 15 to drink whiskey until the roof spins
Sir.
None. They prefer Natural Light.
Fish
A brunch.
because it's the only time a black man can tell a crowd of white people to put their hands in the air.
It rises because the rest of the fishes are crying :'(
It's a long story.
Only 1, she'll hold the bulb in place and wait while the world revolves around her.
