How many white people does it take to replace a light bulb?

One to hold the bulb, and the rest to screw the whole world.

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How many Bernie supporters does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

One to hold the lightbulb, and the rest of the world to revolve around them

What do you do if you accidentally cut off your cat's tail?

Take him to WalMart. They are the largest retailer in the world.

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How many BLM protestors does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Just one to hold the bulb while the world revolves around them.

How many musicians does it take to change a light bulb?

A: Twenty. 1 to hold the bulb 2 to turn the ladder and 17 to be on the guest list.

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How many buddhists does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

None, they enlighten themselves.

How many lazy people does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Count for yourself...

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What does it mean when a man is in your bed, gasping for air, and calling your name?

You didn't hold down the pillow for long enough.

What did the poles do during world war two?

They held the telephone wires off the ground.

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How many drummers does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Three. 1 to screw it in and 2 to talk about how much better Neil Peart could've done it

How many Microsoft executives does it take to change a light bulb?

A: We can see no need for uninstallation and have therefore made no provision for light bulbs to be removed.

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What do you call a bench full of white people?

The NBA.

What's something white people can call other white people but black people can't call other black people?

Dad.

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What's the difference between Stanley Yelnats and the rest of the kids in Holes?

He was just a nerdy digger.

What was the inscription on the tomb of Frankenstein's monster?

HERE LIES FRANKENSTEIN'S MONSTER. MAY HE REST IN PIECES.

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What's really important to a bat when they are looking for a new home?

Echo-location, location, location (Replace "bat" with "zubat" if you wish.)

How many light bulbs does it take to change a light bulb?

Two. The light bulb you remove and the light bulb you replace it with.