Why is hip hop popular among urban youth?

because it's the only time a black man can tell a crowd of white people to put their hands in the air.

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Tell Jokes More Tell Jokes

What food can tell you if a girl is pregnant?

Chickpea

Why should you never tell jokes on the ice?

The ice might crack up! I use this at the beginning of conversations... it's a reall ice breaker.

Time Jokes More Time Jokes

What time does Sean Connery go to Wimbledon at?

Tennish.

What did Ron Weasley do the first time he saw Hermione naked?

He whipped out his wand and yelled, "***Shtupify***!".

Black Man Jokes More Black Man Jokes

What do you call a black man with a MD?

A doctor you racist.

Why did the black man have a heart attack?

afrosclerosis

Hand Jokes More Hand Jokes

How can you lift an elephant with one hand?

A. It is not a problem, since you will never find an elephant with one hand.

Why should you keep a broken clock?

It's just nice having an extra set of hands around.

White People Jokes More White People Jokes

What's something white people can call other white people but black people can't call other black people?

Dad.

What do call a bunch of white people on a bench?

The NBA

Crowd Jokes More Crowd Jokes

How can you recognise a blind man among a crowd of nudists?

It's not hard...

What do you call a crowd of chess players bragging about their wins in a hotel lobby?

Chess nuts boasting in an open foyer.

Air Jokes More Air Jokes

What's the best thing a midget can catch?

Air.

Why do black people have big nostrils?

Because air is free