Why is hip hop popular among urban youth?

because it's the only time a black man can tell a crowd of white people to put their hands in the air.

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What did Arnold Schwarzenegger say when someone told him to upgrade to Windows 7?

I still love vista, baby

How can you tell if a duck has soul?

If it's bill withers!

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What time is it in New York City?

5 past Lundqvist

What time is it when the elephant sits on the fence?

Time to get a new fence...

Black Man Jokes More Black Man Jokes

How many black men does it take to screw in a light-bulb?

Just 1 because we are all equal and race has no impact.

What do you say to a black man in a suit?

Will the defendant please rise."

Hand Jokes More Hand Jokes

Why do pumpkins sit on people’s porches?

They have no hands to knock on the door.

What does the Pope use to dry his hands?

Papal towels.

White People Jokes More White People Jokes

What do you call a bench with white people?

the NBA

Why are school shooters more likely to be white people?

White people actually go to school. Black people stay home and shoot people in their own neighborhood.

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How can you recognise a blind man among a crowd of nudists?

It's not hard...

Why did the crowd riot at the Nickelback concert?

Because they didn't get their nickel back.

Air Jokes More Air Jokes

What do you call it when a king rips a fart?

Air to the throne.

What does it mean when a man is in your bed, gasping for air, and calling your name?

You didn't hold down the pillow for long enough.