Why do white people not like playing uno with mexicans?

They take all the green cards

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What's the difference between a tea cup and pea cup?

A teacup is what the British drink out of and a pea cup is what the Mexicans drive.

What does a Mexican motorcycle sound like?

Cabrona!!! puto, puto, puto

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How much money does the Government pay people with autistic disorder?

Enough to buy a computer that can play League of Legends.

Why couldn't Cinderella play football very well?

Her coach was a pumpkin

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Why are school shooters more likely to be white people?

White people actually go to school. Black people stay home and shoot people in their own neighborhood.

How many white people does it take to replace a light bulb?

One to hold the bulb, and the rest to screw the whole world.

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Why do you never play uno with a mexican?

Because they will steal all the green cards.

How do '90s kids count to 6?

Uno, dos, tres, cuatro, cinco, cinco, seis.

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Why shouldn't Mexicans play UNO?

They keep taking all the green cards

Why do white people not like playing uno with mexicans?

They take all the green cards