Why shouldn't Mexicans play UNO?

They keep taking all the green cards

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Because they keep stealing all the Green Cards

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Why is it hard to play Uno with Mexicans?

They steal all the green cards.

Why can you not play UNO with mexicans?

They take all the green cards.