Why shouldn't Mexicans play UNO?

They keep taking all the green cards

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What do you call an average Mexican?

Nacho average guy

What do you call Mexican food when it gets cold?

A burrrrrrito.

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He keeps getting NAILED TO THE BOARDS!...

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Why do you never play uno with a mexican?

Because they will steal all the green cards.

Why should you never play Uno with a foreigner?

Because they will always steal the green cards.

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Why can't you play Uno with Mexicans?

They steal the green cards.

Why don't you play UNO with a Mexican?

Because they steal all the green cards