Why can you not play UNO with mexicans?

They take all the green cards.

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Why can't you play Uno with Mexicans?

They steal the green cards.

Why are mexicans so predictable in Uno?

Because they always wish for the green card

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Why should you never play Uno with a Mexican?

Because they'll steal all the green cards.

Why don't you play UNO with a Mexican?

Because they steal all the green cards