Why can you not play UNO with mexicans?

They take all the green cards.

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Why should you never play Uno with a Mexican?

Because they'll steal all the green cards.

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Why do you not play Uno with Mexicans?

Cuz they take all the green cards

Why don't people like to play uno with Mexicans?

Because they always steal the green cards....