What do you call two Mexicans playing basketball against each other?

Juan v Juan

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Mexican Jokes More Mexican Jokes

Why does Mexjco do poorly in the olympics?

Because all the Mexicans who can run fast, swim fast and jump high are in the states.

Why don't Mexicans have BBQs?

Because the beans keep falling through the grill.

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Why is it so confusing to play chess with the British?

It's only check, mate

Why didn't Jesus ever play in the NHL?

because every time he tried he got nailed to the boards!

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What do you call two Mexicans playing basketball against each other?

Juan v Juan

What do you call a Mexican boxing match?

Juan v Juan

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Why doesn't Jesus play basketball?

He got crossed up.

What's the difference between a penalty shot in basketball, and a tiny curly wig designed for a bug?

One is a free throw, and the other is a flea 'fro.