How did Helen Kellers parents punish her?

They gave her a basketball and told her to read.

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What did the gamer wife told his gamer husband after they got divorced?

Good support in-game, bad in giving child support. gg no re

How do you make an idiot easily wait ?

I tell you tomorrow.

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Why are so many Italians named Tony?

Because when they immigrated from Italy, customs stuck a label on their lapel reading ToN.Y.

Why Is Reddit Called Reddit?

Because you already read it.

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What do you call someone with March Madness who doesn't even like basketball?

A hypochondriac

What do you call a basketball that rolls off court and deflates?

Out of bounce.

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Who punishes Colorado underage smokers?

COPD

How are blind kids punished by their parents?

The parents move the furniture.