Why does Mario never parks his kart near the Koopalings Castles?

He always gets Toad.

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What's Mario's favorite song?

It's a small world after all.

What is Mario's favorite material?

Denim denim denim! *musical*

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How did the toad die ?

He simply croaked !

What happens to a frog that parks illegally?

He gets toad.

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What happened to the frog's illegally parked car?

It got toad away

Why did Nobelium's car got towed away?

He parked at a parking!