Why does Mario never parks his kart near the Koopalings Castles?

He always gets Toad.

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What's Mario's favourite clothing?

Denim denim denim

What kind of pants to Mario and Luigi wear?

Denim denim denim...denim denim demin I'll see myself out now...thank you

Toad Jokes More Toad Jokes

How did the toad die ?

He simply croaked !

Whats the world weakest animal ?

A toad he croaks if you even touch him !

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What did Michael J. Fox's dad say when Michael J. Fox tried to parallel park?

Watch the Parking son."

What do you think you're doing parking your car there?

Motorist: I thought it was good place. It says "Safety Zone."