How did the toad die ?

He simply croaked !

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What's the difference between an Irish guy dying in a play, and you getting laid?

One's a tragic Mick...

What do lawyers do after they die?

They lie still.

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What happens to a frog that parks illegally?

He gets toad.

Why did you put a toad in your sister's bed?

Son: I couldn't find a spider.

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Whats the world weakest animal ?

A toad he croaks if you even touch him !

What's the difference between a frog and a cat?

A cat has nine lives, but a frog croaks every night.