How did the toad die ?

He simply croaked !

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Why are there no elderly people in Africa?

They all die when they turn aidy.

Why do graveyards have fences?

Cause everyone's dying to get in!

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What happens to illegally parked frogs ?

They get toad away.

What happens to a frogs car when it is parked illegally?

It gets toad away

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What animal has more lives than a cat?

A frog. It croaks every night.

Why are frogs on the endangered species list?

Because they croak a lot!