Whats the world weakest animal ?

A toad he croaks if you even touch him !

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Whats reddits favorite tv show?

The OC.

Whats worst than a super long joke?

A short one with no punchline

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Why does Mario never parks his kart near the Koopalings Castles?

He always gets Toad.

What happened to the frog who parked illegally?

he got toad

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What goes above the water and below the water but doesn't touch the water?

An egg in a duck.

What do they have in common ?

Both of them can sniff "the goods" but no one can touch !

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How did the toad die ?

He simply croaked !

Where do frogs keep their treasure ?

In a croak of gold at the end of the rainbow !