Whats the world weakest animal ?

A toad he croaks if you even touch him !

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Whats the best part about sleeping with a midget?

You're sure to get a little head

Whats the biggest difference between men and women?

The phrase I went through a whole box of tissues watching that film. is a good place to start.

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What do you call a frog that's parked illegally?

Toad.

What happens to a frogs car when it is parked illegally?

It gets toad away

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What do you call an IT teacher who touches up his students?

A PDF file.

What do black guys have that's longer than most white men's and gets even bigger when they touch a woman?

Their criminal record.

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What's the difference between a frog and a cat?

A cat has nine lives, but a frog croaks every night.

How did the toad die ?

He simply croaked !