Whats the best part about sleeping with a midget?

You're sure to get a little head

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Whats the derivative of Amazon?

Amazon prime.

What the hell are you doing here in my white and gold dress?

No honey, it s not what it looks like."

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What can you sit on, sleep on, and brush your teeth with?

A chair, a bed, and a toothbrush.

What is dark, invades you in your sleep, and starts with N-I-G?

Nightmares you racist.

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What's the best part of divorce?

Two Kwanzaas

What's the best part about dating a homeless chick?

You can drop her off wherever.

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Whats the difference between a midget and a bigot?

One is small and the Other is small minded!

What do you call a midget clown that juggles?

A Juggalo

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Where's the best place to go if you want a little head?

The 2016 Olympics.

What do Catholic priests and the Zika Virus have in common?

They both give kids a little head.