What do Catholic priests and the Zika Virus have in common?

They both give kids a little head.

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How was school?

4: Trenton said his dad likes to go outside and fight lions - laughs - oh honey - nobody would name their kid Trenton

Why doesn't Barbie have any kids?

Because Ken came in another box.

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How did the Catholic Priest finish the marathon?

He was second to Nun.

What do Catholics and guitar players have in common?

Neither of them practice.

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What's the easiest way to get a little head?

The Zika virus.

What do Catholic priests and the Zika Virus have in common?

They both give kids a little head.

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What do a Catholic Priest and second place have in common?

They both came in a little behind.

What do you call a Mexican fighting a Catholic priest?

Alien vs. Predator

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Whats the best part about sleeping with a midget?

You're sure to get a little head

Where's the best place to go if you want a little head?

The 2016 Olympics.