What do Catholic priests and the Zika Virus have in common?

They both give kids a little head.

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Why don't you have kids?

points to dead cactus*

What do you get when you mix birth control and LSD?

A trip without kids.

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How many catholics does it take to change a lightbulb?

CHANGE !

What do you usually find with four Catholics?

A fifth.

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How did the doctor determine that the baby was affected by the Zika virus?

It was a no brainer.

What do the Zika virus and Catholic priests have in common?

They both give kids a little head.

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What do a Catholic Priest and second place have in common?

They both came in a little behind.

How are Chile mining companies and catholic priests different?

Chile mining companies get their minors stuck in shafts while catholic priests get their shafts stuck in minors

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What's the easiest way to get a little head?

The Zika virus.

Where's the best place to go if you want a little head?

The 2016 Olympics.