How did the Catholic Priest finish the marathon?

He was second to Nun.

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Nun Jokes More Nun Jokes

Why was the nun named "NPN"?

She was a trans-sister! I'm so sorry for wasting your precious mouse clicks on that god-awful joke

Why do nuns hate laundry day?

They always fall back on old habits.

Finish Jokes More Finish Jokes

What did the Los Angeles Lakers finish on tuesday?

Kim Kardashian's face.

What did the guy say after he finished jacking off?

Well that got a load off my mind.

Second Jokes More Second Jokes

What's the proper way to pronounce Mormon?

The second m is silent.

What's the fastest animal in the world?

A chicken crossing Ethiopia. What's the second fastest animal ... The ethiopian chasing it.

Catholic Jokes More Catholic Jokes

How many Catholic priests does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

None, because little boys don't fit in a lightbulb.

What do you call it when a Catholic remodels his kitchen?

A counter reformation.

Catholic Priest Jokes More Catholic Priest Jokes

What's the difference between a Chilean mining company and a Catholic priest?

One gets their miners stuck in a shaft, and the other gets his shaft stuck in a minor.

What do pimples and catholic priests have in common?

They both start coming on boys' faces around age 13.

Marathon Jokes More Marathon Jokes

Why did the Kenyans win the marathon?

They heard there was water at the end

Why did the pig quit running the the marathon?

He had a problem with his hamstring.