How did the Catholic Priest finish the marathon?

He was second to Nun.

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Nun Jokes More Nun Jokes

What's black and white with red all over it?

A nun with multiple stab wounds.

Why does a priest never get married?

Because they got nun to love them

Finish Jokes More Finish Jokes

Why are soldiers always so tired on April 1st?

Because they have just finished a 31 day March.

What did Dahmer do when he finished his vegetables?

A: He threw away their wheelchairs!

Second Jokes More Second Jokes

What is Tigger's favorite day?

Leap Day, but Spring Forward is a close second.

How did the Catholic Priest finish the marathon?

He was second to Nun.

Catholic Jokes More Catholic Jokes

What's the difference between a pimple and a Catholic Priest?

A pimple waits until you're 13-years-old before coming on your face.

Why was Jesus crucified instead of stoned?

So Catholics could do this makes the sign of the cross, instead of this bangs self in head with fists.

Catholic Priest Jokes More Catholic Priest Jokes

What's the difference between a Chilean mining company and a Catholic priest?

One gets their miners stuck in a shaft, and the other gets his shaft stuck in a minor.

How are Chile mining companies and catholic priests different?

Chile mining companies get their minors stuck in shafts while catholic priests get their shafts stuck in minors

Marathon Jokes More Marathon Jokes

Why don't Germans compete in marathons?

They have a sad history of not finishing off races.

How do you know if someone is a vegan or has run a marathon?

They'll tell you