What did Dahmer do when he finished his vegetables?

A: He threw away their wheelchairs!

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Finish Jokes More Finish Jokes

What does it take to finish a race?

More than a Holocaust

Why is sleeping with a man like a soap opera?

Just when it's getting interesting, they're finished until next time.

Throw Jokes More Throw Jokes

What happens when Peter Pan tries to throws punches?

They Neverland.

What did Eric Clapton do after he wrote Tears in Heaven?

Threw his baby out the window.

Wheelchair Jokes More Wheelchair Jokes

What should you do before cooking the vegetables?

Remove the wheelchair

Why you need that?

You already have a wheelchair.

Vegetable Jokes More Vegetable Jokes

How many vegetables should you pull out of the ground in one day?

None

What's the hardest part to cook in a vegetable ?

The wheelchair