What did Dahmer do when he finished his vegetables?

A: He threw away their wheelchairs!

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Why couldn't the Ghostbusters ever finish Oregon Trail?

Because they couldn't cross the streams.

What does a woman and KFC have in common?

By the time youre finished with the breast and thighs, all you have left is the greasy box to put your bone in.

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What happens when you throw a hand grenade into a kitchen?

Well, the mess is the same but the annoying jabbering stops.

Why did the man throw his watch out the window?

He wanted to see time fly!

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What's the hardest part about cooking a vegetable?

Fitting the wheelchair in the oven.

What is the worst thing about farming vegetables?

The wheelchairs are too expensive.

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What do you call a vegetable that's only kinda cool?

Radish

How do you turn fruits into vegetables?

Drive a bus through a pride parade