Why did the man throw his watch out the window?

He wanted to see time fly!

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When I was young, I wanted to date a doctor for money. How superficial was that?

Now it would be for the prescriptions.

Why are Aspirins and Paracetamol white?

Well, you want them to work, don't you?

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What do you mean he's your half son?

What do you mean what do I mean?" replied the man. He went on to explain "My son has half my genes, that makes him my half-son." The woman he was talking to decided he was crazy and without replying walked past him. She looked back and noticed his neck was red, after all it was a sunny day.

Why wasn't the man considered attractive?

The laws of gravity didn't apply to him.

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Why did the worker at the M&M factory get fired?

he threw out the W's

Why did the blond get fired from the M&M factory?

Because she kept throwing out all the W's

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Why does the house only have one window?

Cheeseburger (joke from my 3 year old neice this evening)

What do Windows and a submarine have in common?

If you open the windows in a submarine, your problems will begin.

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What kind of cheese is best to watch Lost with?

Smoked Muenster.

How Dave Grohl spent his night in his hotel room after the concert in Gothenburg, Sweden?

He watched movie Cast Away (starring Tom Hanks) and ate some potato chips.

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Why did the man throw his watch out the window?

He wanted to see time fly!

Why did the boy throw his clock out the window?

A: He wanted to see time fly.