Whats the worst animal to play cards with?

A Cheetah.

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Whats green and flys through the air?

Super Pickle

Whats Super Mario's Favorite Website?

Yahoo!

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What do they call Bro Chads in the U.K.?

Bloke chaps. Play me off Johnny!

What kinds of jokes do cats play on each other?

Purranks.

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Why shouldn't you play cards in the jungle?

Too many cheetahs!

What does marriage have in common with a deck of cards?

In the beginning, you only need two hearts and a diamond. Later on, a club and a spade.

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When the animal kingdom had a poker party who didn't they invite?

The Cheetahs!

Why did the lion always lose at poker?

He was playing with a bunch of cheetahs!