Why shouldn't you play cards in the jungle?

Too many cheetahs!

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Why can't Bane play baseball?

He always breaks the bat.

Why should you never play Uno with a foreigner?

Because they will always steal the green cards.

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What animal should you never play cards with?

A cheetah

Why can't you play cards on a small boat?

Because someone is always sitting on the deck.

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Why don't they play CS:GO in the jungle?

too many cheetahs

Why can't animals ever have an olympics?

Because there's always a cheetah

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Why couldn't you trust the king of the jungle?

He was a lion.

Why do Apes love to go to school in bad neighbourhoods?

They like any jungle - even a blackboard jungle!