Why shouldn't you play cards in the jungle?

Too many cheetahs!

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Play Jokes More Play Jokes

Which four-member rock group doesn't sing or play music?

Mount Rushmore.

Why was the centipede late ?

Because he was playing "This little Piggy" with his baby brother !

Card Jokes More Card Jokes

Why cant you play cards on a rowboat?

Because you're sitting on the deck...

What if I'm always just inexplicably shuffling a deck of cards?

Would you buy that Like "whoa, who's that drifter !"

Cheetah Jokes More Cheetah Jokes

Why cant college students take exams at the zoo?

Too many cheetahs

What do you get if you cross a dog and a cheetah ?

A dog that chases cars - and catches them !

Jungle Jokes More Jungle Jokes

What's Tarzan's favourite Christmas song?

Jungle bells.

Why are bears so hairy ?

They don't have salons in the jungle !