Why shouldn't you play cards in the jungle?

Too many cheetahs!

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Why do they say "character actress"?

Is that to differentiate them from the all those actresses that only play walls and bits of furniture

What game do French schoolchildren like to play?

Simon 16

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Why don't elephants like playing cards in the jungle ?

Because of all the cheetahs !

How can you get four suits for under $2.00?

Buy a deck of cards.

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Why don't they play poker in the savanna?

because there are too many cheetahs. Thank you i will be here all day.

Why do felines always win board games?

Because they are cheetahs.

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What shall we name our new playground invention?

Roy: Idk. The playground business sure is a Jungle, Jim. Jim: ...Say that again.

Why don't monkeys gamble in the jungle?

There are too many cheetahs.