Which ant is the biggest?

Elephant

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Why did the circus animals go on strike?

The elephants found out that they were being paid peanuts compared to the rest of the troupe and the ringleader was taking the lions share.

What do you call an elephant that flies ?

A jumbo jet !

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Why doesn't the ant ever get sick?

He has lots of antibodies.

What do you call an ant who can't play the piano ?

Discordant !