How do you get down off of an elephant?

You don't, you get down off of a duck.

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Duck Jokes More Duck Jokes

What does a duck like to have for breakfast?

Quacker Oats

Why did the duck go to the basketball game?

He heard the ref was blowing fouls!

Elephant Jokes More Elephant Jokes

What's harder than getting a pregnant elephant into a Volkswagen?

Getting an elephant pregnant in a Volkswagen.

What can turn a fox into an elephant?

A marriage certificate.