Why did the duck go to the basketball game?

He heard the ref was blowing fouls!

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What happened to the witch with an upside down nose?

Every time she sneezed her hat blew off.

Why did the Afgahni get burnt lips?

Because he tried to blow up a bus.

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What's the only animal that can't get hit in the head?

Duck.

Why did Mickey Mouse get shot?

A: Because Donald ducked.

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What is your best casino joke?

I work in a casino and want to hear your best one. Here is mine: what's the difference between a canoe and a baccarat player? A canoe sometimes tips!

What is something that is always heard but never seen?

A member of the Queen's guard doing a single squat.

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How did Link win the basketball game for his team?

He used the Hookshot!

Why did the girl bring 2 basketballs to the basketball game?

Because there was 2 basketball courts. DUH!

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Why'd the chicken cross the court?

Because he heard the ref was blowin' fowels..

Why did the chicken cross the basketball court?

Because the ref was blowing a foul.

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Why did the chicken cross the basketball court ?

He heard the ref was blowing fouls

Why did the chicken cross the basketball court?

Because the ref was blowing a foul.