Why did the duck go to the basketball game?

He heard the ref was blowing fouls!

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Blow Jokes More Blow Jokes

Why is your blow up doll half deflated?

She was getting a little heavy.."

How do you make a Kleenex dance?

Blow a little boogie into it!

Duck Jokes More Duck Jokes

What do ducks do at Christmas time?

They Duckerate cookies. ...lol...

What type of drugs do ducks use?

What type of drugs to ducks use? Quack cocaine.

Hear Jokes More Hear Jokes

Why the big pause................................?

Said the man in the pub to the bear. First heard this joke told by Eddie Izzard.

Why didn't Zeke get that job at the KFC off the interstate?

He thought they'd want to hear that back at the farm, he likes doin' chickens right also.

Basketball Game Jokes More Basketball Game Jokes

Why did the short guy lose the basketball game?

Because he four feet.

Who loses in a basketball game between two Vietnamese guys?

No one... its Nguyen Nguyen!

Ref Jokes More Ref Jokes

What do you call a Warriors fan that complains about the refs?

A retarded bandwagoner

What for ?

Ref: The rest of the match !

Foul Jokes More Foul Jokes

Why did the duck go to the basketball game?

He heard the ref was blowing fouls!

Why did the chicken cross the basketball court ?

He heard the ref was blowing fouls