Why did the Afgahni get burnt lips?

Because he tried to blow up a bus.

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Did you hear about the bread factory burning down?

They say the business is toast.

How did the hipster burn his tounge?

He bit into his flat bread before it was cool!

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What did Reddit say to his elderly mother when he tried to take her to a home?

Get in the Karma.

Why did the old man hate using the new chip cards?

He's trying to watch his sodium intake.

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What kind of bus can cross the ocean?

A Columbus.

What do you call a walrus that's been hit by a bus?

Dead.

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How do you keep your hair from blowing everywhere when you drive in a convertible?

Cross your legs

What is Samsung PR team's Christmas jingle you ask?

The phone we gave you is frightful, But the fire is so delightful ; And since we have no replace to go, Let it blow! Let it blow! Let it blow!