Why did the Afgahni get burnt lips?

Because he tried to blow up a bus.

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What do you call bread so burnt it can never be ate?

Comatoast

Why did you burn that building down?

Me: Because they keep sending emails after unsubscribing. Cop: You're free to go.

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What did David say when the tourist tried to touch him?

Don't touch my marbles.

What do you get if you cross a tarantula with a rose ?

I'm not sure but I wouldn't try smelling it !

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Who's there ! Annetta ! Annetta who ?

Annetta joke like that and you're off this bus !

What is 30 feet long and has 42 teeth?

A bus full of rednecks

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Why is there a draft?

Diner: Yes it's blown my steak off the plate three times.

What does Marilyn Quayle have in common with Marion Barry?

They've both been known to blow a little dope.