What do you call a walrus that's been hit by a bus?

Dead.

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Why couldn't stevie wonder drive the bus?

There's no steering wheel in the back of the bus.

Which one is the odd one out; a Crab, a Tuna, a Chinese man run over by a bus or a Lobster?

A tuna, because the rest of them are crustaceans.

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What do you call a chicken with no neck?

A Hic. ----- wife hit me with this one today. Remove the n. E. C. And k. From chicken and it spells hic. I'm sorry Reddit.

Why should a good driver always carry weed in his car?

So he always hits the green when he's driving.

Walrus Jokes More Walrus Jokes

What's the difference between a walrus and a lesbian?

One smells like fish and has a mustache, and the other is a walrus.

What do a walrus and Tupperware have in common?

Both looking for a tight seal.