What do you call a walrus that's been hit by a bus?

Dead.

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What does Usain Bolt do when he misses the bus?

He waits at the next station

Why didn't the little girl finish her lollipop?

She was hit by a bus

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What did the fish say when it hit the wall?

Dam.

How can you make a moth ball ?

Hit it with a fly swatter.

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Where do you buy a Walrus?

WalMart!

Why did the walrus go to the tuppeware party?

To find a tight seal.. Badum tsst