What do you call a walrus that's been hit by a bus?

Dead.

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Bus Jokes More Bus Jokes

What do a car, a bus, and a family have in common?

The car and the bus both have wheels.

Why is it socially acceptable to wear a bikini at the beach but not on the bus?

At the end of the day I'm just a guy in a bikini on the bus.

Hit Jokes More Hit Jokes

What do you call a cow that gets hit by a car?

A dead cow! (My 5-year old made up this joke)

Why did Chris Brown stop having long-term relationships?

He wanted 2 hit singles

Walrus Jokes More Walrus Jokes

What do a walrus and Tupperware have in common?

Both looking for a tight seal.

Why did the walrus go to the tupperware store?

Because he wanted a tight seal.