What do you call a walrus that's been hit by a bus?

Dead.

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Why did the boy drip his ice cream?

He got hit by a bus.

Why did Sally drop her ice cream while crossing the street?

She got hit by a Bus.

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What do you call a walrus that's been hit by a bus?

Dead.

How do you keep a clown from laughing?

Hit him in the face with an axe.

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Whats the difference between your girlfriend and a walrus?

One has a moustache and smells of fish and the other is a walrus.

What does Tupperware and a walrus have in common?

They both like a tight seal