Why couldn't stevie wonder drive the bus?

There's no steering wheel in the back of the bus.

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Bus Jokes More Bus Jokes

What do you call a bus full of lawyers driving off a cliff?

A Good Start.(http://www.youtube.com/watch v=obKLdou0LH0)

What happens if Usain Bolt misses his bus?

He waits for it at the next stop.

Drive Jokes More Drive Jokes

Whats the difference between a woman and a dog?

Put them both in the trunk of your car, drive around the block, and see which ones happy to see you afterwards.

Why did Jesus have to walk everywhere?

He drove a Ford.

Steering Wheel Jokes More Steering Wheel Jokes

How do you confuse an asian?

Put a steering wheel in front of them

What did the pirate say with the steering wheel in his pants?

Arrgh, it's driving me nuts!

Stevie Jokes More Stevie Jokes

What's black?

Whats black and screams? Stevie Wonder answering the iron.

What's black and screaming?

Stevie Wonder answering the iron.

Wonder Jokes More Wonder Jokes

What do you get when you cross a dyslexic, an insomniac, and an agnostic?

Someone who lays awake at night wondering if there is a dog.

How many chickens does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Who gives a cluck (I wonder if the moderators will censor this joke merely on the grounds that it is categorically terrible )