How does an elephant get down from a tree ?

He sits on a leaf and waits till autumn !

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Elephant Jokes More Elephant Jokes

What do you get if you cross a worm and an elephant ?

Very big worm holes in your garden !

Where does an elephant carry its laptop?

In its trunk.

Sit Jokes More Sit Jokes

What do Eskimos get from sitting on the ice too long?

Polaroids

Who's there ! Becka ! Becka who ?

Becka the bus is the best place to sit !

Tree Jokes More Tree Jokes

What did you hear about the tree who was in love?

He pined everyday.

What did the one tree say to the other tree?

I'd best be leafing.

Leaf Jokes More Leaf Jokes

What did the plant say to the vegan?

Leaf me alone.

What did one plant say to the other plant that was annoying him?

Please leaf me alone! Or I'll tell my mom, and you'll get in trouble.

Wait Jokes More Wait Jokes

How many women does it take to invent something?

Nobody knows, history is still waiting....

Why does a German always have the last laugh?

He has to wait for the verb.

Autumn Jokes More Autumn Jokes

What's the difference between autumn and fall?

The twin towers didn't autumn

How does an elephant get down from a tree ?

He sits on a leaf and waits till autumn !