How does an elephant get down from a tree ?

He sits on a leaf and waits till autumn !

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Elephant Jokes More Elephant Jokes

What do you call a rhinoceros crossed with an elephant?

el' if I know."

Why can't an elephant ride a bicycle?

Because he doesn't have a thumb to ring the bell.

Sit Jokes More Sit Jokes

Where does Arnie sit at the movies?

Aisle B - Back.

What do you do if King Kong sits in front of you at the cinema?

Miss most of the film!

Tree Jokes More Tree Jokes

What kind of tree likes a high five?

A palm tree

How did the blonde break her leg playing hockey with the Toronto Maple Leafs?

A: She fell out of the tree.

Leaf Jokes More Leaf Jokes

Why was the leaf hanged?

For tree-son. Ha-ha. Ha.

What did one plant say to the other plant that was annoying him?

Please leaf me alone! Or I'll tell my mom, and you'll get in trouble.

Wait Jokes More Wait Jokes

Why did the chiropractor have trouble waiting behind people?

Because he didn't know what alignment. I hope this one cracks you up!

What did one hat say to the other hat?

You wait here, I'm going to go on a head.

Autumn Jokes More Autumn Jokes

How does an elephant get down from a tree ?

He sits on a leaf and waits till autumn !

What's the difference between autumn and fall?

The twin towers didn't autumn