How does an elephant get down from a tree ?

He sits on a leaf and waits till autumn !

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Elephant Jokes More Elephant Jokes

What's more difficult than getting a pregnant elephant in a VW bug?

A: Getting an elephant pregnant in a VW bug.

Why do elephants and stoners get along so well?

uh.. I don't remember..

Sit Jokes More Sit Jokes

What is Irish and sits on the porch?

Patty O'Furniture

How many Swedes does it take to clean a men's bathroom?

None because they pee sitting down.

Tree Jokes More Tree Jokes

Why do black people have darker skin than other people?

Because, similar to leaves fallen from a tree, black people are dead inside.

Why couldn't the tree answer the trivia question?

It was stumped.

Leaf Jokes More Leaf Jokes

What falls down faster from a tree, a leaf or an emo?

A leaf. The rope catches the emo.

What does the tree says in autumn ?

Leaf me alone.

Wait Jokes More Wait Jokes

How do you make someone stare at a screen for 30 seconds?

Please wait...

How long does it take to for Mexicans to do a job?

Oh, wait they're done.

Autumn Jokes More Autumn Jokes

What's the difference between autumn and fall?

The twin towers didn't autumn

How does an elephant get down from a tree ?

He sits on a leaf and waits till autumn !