What did the one tree say to the other tree?

I'd best be leafing.

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Tree Jokes More Tree Jokes

What do a racist and an apple have in common?

They both look good hanging from a tree

What do the trees say when it rains?

Oh, what a relief!

Leaf Jokes More Leaf Jokes

What did one plant say to the other plant that was annoying him?

Please leaf me alone! Or I'll tell my mom, and you'll get in trouble.

How do you depress a room full of geeks?

Hold the door! I'm a leaf on the wind!"