What did the one tree say to the other tree?

I'd best be leafing.

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Tree Jokes More Tree Jokes

What does a tree say after it gets knocked over by the wind?

I went out on a limb.

What did the tree say when it messed up?

A: It was an oakcident.

Leaf Jokes More Leaf Jokes

What falls faster from a tree, a leaf or an Emo?

The leaf, the Emo is too depressed to go outside. I saw this joke reposted so many times. I figured I'd mix it up a bit.

What did the plant say to the vegan?

Leaf me alone.