What did the one tree say to the other tree?

I'd best be leafing.

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Tree Jokes More Tree Jokes

Whats the difference between a noose and a leash?

How high you tie it on a tree.

How did the Idiot break his arm while raking leaves?

He fell out of the tree.

Leaf Jokes More Leaf Jokes

What falls faster from a tree? A leaf or an emo?

The leaf, the rope stops the emo.

What lands first?

The leaf, a rope stopped the emo.