What does a tree say after it gets knocked over by the wind?

I went out on a limb.

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Knock Jokes More Knock Jokes

What did Michael get for his birthday?

Gloves ... Just kidding, he hasn't opened it yet Knock, knock Who is it Not Michael

What do you with a crazy girl knocking on your door?

You don't let her out.

Tree Jokes More Tree Jokes

Why was the cat afraid of the tree?

Because of the tree bark.

What's a dogs favorite part of a tree?

Stick? BARK!

Limb Jokes More Limb Jokes

What's the difference between a motivational speaker and a baseball player?

The baseball player has all of its limbs.

What movie was made when Hannibal lecter got Paralysed?

Silence of the Limbs

Wind Jokes More Wind Jokes

Who's there ! Blue ! Blue who ?

Blue away with the wind !

What wind is best for footballs?

Drew Brees