What does a tree say after it gets knocked over by the wind?

I went out on a limb.

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Knock Jokes More Knock Jokes

Who knocks on doors at three in the morning?

It's so inconsiderate! Good thing I was still up playing my bagpipes.

What did the biscuit say when it saw two friends knocked down?

Crumbs!

Tree Jokes More Tree Jokes

How do you get a one armed man out of a tree?

You wave.

How can you tell you are in a math teacher's garden?

All the trees have square roots.

Limb Jokes More Limb Jokes

What did the starfish say when it realized that it lost it's ability to regenerate limbs?

I can't remember.

Why can't Jimmy ride his bike?

Because he has no limbs Kinda dark, I know. It's just for those out there who would chuckle at this. ;D

Wind Jokes More Wind Jokes

What is the color of the wind?

A. Blew.

Who's there ! Blue ! Blue who ?

Blue away with the wind !