How do you know it was not U.S. that did the aerial bombing?

Because the funeral, wedding and hospital were not the targets.

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Know Jokes More Know Jokes

What is the best anti-joke you know?

Well a joke that isn't funny, but still is because it isn't. If you know what I mean. These are kind of much easier to remember.

How would you describe that green sheep?

Me: I don't know. Olive ewe Her: I knew you'd say it first! I love you too! Entrapment 101

Target Jokes More Target Jokes

Why did Walmart go out of business in Iraq?

Because there are too many targets.

What did the throwing star say when I asked her if she could hit her target?

Of course, I'm shuriken.

Hospital Jokes More Hospital Jokes

What part of the hospital does John Cena hate the most?

the ICU

Who's the coolest guy in the hospital?

A. The Ultrasound Guy

U. S. Jokes More U. S. Jokes

What is a Car in the U.S.?

A mode of transportation. :D

How many U.S marines does it take to screw in a light bulb ?

A: 50. One to screw in the light bulb and the remaining 49 to guard him .

Funeral Jokes More Funeral Jokes

Why did the dog go to the funeral?

Because he was a paw bearer.

What does a Necrophiliac get at funerals?

Mourning Wood

Wedding Jokes More Wedding Jokes

Why is Halloween considered the scariest time of the year?

Most weddings happen in June.

Why didn't the cellphone attend the wedding?

He heard the reception was going to be terrible...