Because the funeral, wedding and hospital were not the targets.
Because Redditors aren't known for keeping a level head.
There's Starbucks next to the headstone.
Why aren't there any walmarts in Afghanistan? Because there's a Target on every corner!
Of course, I'm shuriken.
A: I dunno, but if it bites you, you can ride it to the hospital!
He had Gaul stones.
One U.S. Liter
Dead parents
Because he had a will, and he haddaway.
One less drunk.
On their bunnymoon.
They cantaloupe
