Because they are all Targets.
Interactive Joke of the Day Mug
Coffee Mug
Target
Because they were too Phar-ah way. I'm not sorry.
Because none of their readers believe them when they receive a warning that it's their final issue.
A Mechanical Engineer makes weapons, a Civil Engineer makes targets.
Because there's a Target on every corner
Because there's a Target on every corner.
because it was being driven by a woman
Because there are too many targets.
Because there are already too many targets. (credit: some old veteran bum looking guy sleeping on a bench at the police station I went to today.)
Because they all wear red shirts
Couple's Daily Question Mug
Because there is a target on every corner. Guys, this syriaous.
Because there's a target on every corner.
Why aren't there any walmarts in Afghanistan? Because there's a Target on every corner!
Because there's Targets around every corner.
Because even Cupid can't hit a target that small!
because its not a Target.
Boys clothes half off.
A target
Because the funeral, wedding and hospital were not the targets.
The former builds weapons, the latter targets
They both got their fur low.
Of course, I'm shuriken.
Oscar Pistorious has a better defence and more shots on Target
They prefer a Target.
Because they always miss their target!
Mechanical engineers build weapons. Civil engineers build targets.
because there is a target in every corner.
Cardiac arrest.
A: Because there are too many Targets
Because red shirts die easily.
Timing.
Timing
That one doesn't believe in six before marriage.
Some people actually believe santa exist.
Have it wear an aqua-fur.
WARNING POKEMON JOKE) Because swift never misses.
To teach women how to walk on their hind legs.
An ironing board.
You can't fit your finger between the noose and his neck.
Two. One to hold the bulb, and another to spin the story until the bulb fits.