Why do you have to separate red shirts when you put them into the laundry?

Because red shirts die easily.

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Laundry Jokes More Laundry Jokes

What should you do when your epileptic child starts seizing in the bathtub?

Throw in your laundry!

What do you do if your GF is having siezures in the bathtub?

Throw in your laundry.

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What do you call a vegetable/fruit that dies for it's religion?

A Tomartyr

Which fish go to heaven when they die ?

Angelfish !

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Where does a lonely ant go when it is separated from its colony?

I have no idea, but this looks like a good joke. So post your proposals in comments.

What is it that separates humans from animals?

The Mediterranean Sea

Red Shirt Jokes More Red Shirt Jokes

Why do you have to separate red shirts when you put them into the laundry?

Because red shirts die easily.

What happens in a battle between storm troopers and red shirts?

Star Trek) The storm troopers all miss, and the red shirts all die