Why do you have to separate red shirts when you put them into the laundry?

Because red shirts die easily.

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What should you do if you see an epileptic having a seizure in a bathtub?

Throw in a load of laundry, and soap

What do communists clean first when they do their laundry?

Their Linens

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Why do they build fences around graveyards?

Because people are dying to get in

How does John Marston take a shower?

1st he gets nice and wet, then he dies of drowning

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How do they separate the men from the boys in Athens?

With a crowbar.

What separates animals from humans?

The Mediterranean.

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Why do you have to separate red shirts when you put them into the laundry?

Because red shirts die easily.

What happens in a battle between storm troopers and red shirts?

Star Trek) The storm troopers all miss, and the red shirts all die