Which fish go to heaven when they die ?

Angelfish !

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What do you call a jelly bear that died and came back?

A mummy bear

How did the Fonz die?

Ayyyds

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How does Chuck Norris go fishing?

You, you and you. Get out."

Why are fish so educated?

Because a lot of them are in schools.

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Why is heaven a paradise for the common man?

Because all the politicians are in hell.

Why is the door to heaven always open?

Because Jesus was born in a barn.