Why was the cannibal fined by the judge?

He was caught poaching.

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Catch Jokes More Catch Jokes

What does Bill Cosby have in common with a Pokemon trainer?

He makes sure his catch is weak before he throws his balls at them.

Why didn't Ronald McDonald like to go fishing?

Because every time he did, he'd catch a whopper.

Cannibal Jokes More Cannibal Jokes

What food are you able to can?

Cannibal (can able) food.

What has 4 legs in the morning, two at lunch, and three in the evening?

A cannibal

Judge Jokes More Judge Jokes

How is a judge like an English teacher?

They both hand out long sentences.

What did the judge say when the skunk was on trial?

Odour in court!

Fine Jokes More Fine Jokes

Why are they called The Fine Bros?

Because they try to get everyone fined for copyright.

What did Marshawn Lynch say when he went to traffic school?

I'm just here so I won't get fined.

Poach Jokes More Poach Jokes

How do rhinos like their eggs?

Poached.

How do black people like their eggs?

Poached