Why was the cannibal fined by the judge?

He was caught poaching.

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Catch Jokes More Catch Jokes

What do you get if you cross a dog and a cheetah ?

A dog that chases cars - and catches them !

What did the Egyptian Pharaoh do when he got caught in traffic?

ANKH ANKH!!

Cannibal Jokes More Cannibal Jokes

Why do cannibals never go hungry?

Because they can make themselves dinner.

Why did the cannibal go to KFC?

He heard it was finger licking good.

Judge Jokes More Judge Jokes

What did Abe Lincoln say to the judge when he asked how he pleas?

I'm in a cent.

Why did u shoot ur wife ?

Judge:why did u shoot ur wife instead of shootingher lover Methew:Your honour, it's easier to shoot a woman once, than shooting one man every week.

Fine Jokes More Fine Jokes

Why is the second traffic citation always easier to read?

Because it's re-fined!

Why are they called The Fine Bros?

Because they try to get everyone fined for copyright.

Poach Jokes More Poach Jokes

Why was the wildlife reserve worker weeping next to poached rhino?

He liked his rhinos sunny side up.

How do rhinos like their eggs?

Poached.