Why was the cannibal fined by the judge?

He was caught poaching.

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What's the smallest thing in the universe?

A pebble caught between the wrinkle of a flea's ball.

What happened when the Easter Bunny caught his head in the fan?

It took ears off his life!

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What did the cannibal say when he came home and found his wife chopping up a python and a pygmy?

Oh no not snake and pygmy pie again!

What did the Cannibal get for dinner after offending his wife?

The cold shoulder.

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Why is my waiting room empty?

Judge: "I hauled everyone off to court" Doctor: "You're trying my patients"

What's the difference between a bug and an insect?

Judging by Table 5's reactions, not a lot.

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What happens if a pig parks illegally?

A: It oink-urs a fine.

Why was the lion-tamer fined ?

He parked on a yellow lion !

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Why was the cannibal fined by the judge?

He was caught poaching.

How do black people like their eggs?

Poached