How is a judge like an English teacher?

They both hand out long sentences.

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What did one hand say to the other?

Help, I think I'm in glove".

What do you get when you hold two green balls tightly in your hand?

A leprachaun's undivided attention.

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Why are doctors sued for malpractice at the beach?

A: Because they are judged by a jury of their piers.

What did the judge say when a skunk entered the courtroom?

Answer: Odor Odor in the court!!!

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What do you call an English rock band that is high?

THE ROLLING STONED!

When is an English teacher like a judge?

When she hands out long sentences.

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Why did the English teacher hire a midget geography nut as his lawyer?

He wanted someone who understood and case.

How is a judge like an English teacher?

They both hand out long sentences.

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Why do pens get sent to prison ?

To do long sentences !

What's the worlds longest sentence?

I do.