Why couldn't Handel play his harpsichord?

Because it was baroquen.

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What do you call an actor from Alabama that is forced by contract to play a certain character in a production?

Role tied.

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When you are playing Charades.

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What do you tell a conductor when they lose control of their orchestra?

Go Bach and get a Handel on it!

What happened when the composer got angry?

He flew off the Handel

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What do you call a gorilla with a harpsichord?

A silverbach.

Why couldn't Handel play his harpsichord?

Because it was baroquen.