What do you call an actor from Alabama that is forced by contract to play a certain character in a production?

Role tied.

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How do you get a clarinet player to play louder?

A: You can't!

Why dosn't Jesus christ play hockey?

Because he'd always get nailed into the boards

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How long does it take to get from Louisiana to Alabama?

One Mississippi.

Why are Alabama weddings so small?

They've only gotta invite one family

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Who lands first?

The Italian. The black is tied to the tree.

Why did you tie a rope on that criminal?

Officer: You ordered me to get a line on the suspect.

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Why was the doctor forced to leave work early?

The hospital ran all out of patience

What's the difference between a kid and a drawer?

A drawer won't scream when I force my junk into it.

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What deadly disease can bowls contract?

Ebowla

Why do the lawyers for the reindeer say they have to pull Santa's sled?

Because they have a claus in their contract.

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What do you call an actor from Alabama that is forced by contract to play a certain character in a production?

Role tied.

What did they tell the most famous child actress from the 30's when she tried to audition for a role in Harry Potter?

Shirley you can't be Sirius.

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What do you do before deploying a tickle into production?

A testicle!

How do you stop an Internet troll?

Seize their memes of production.

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What do you call an actor who has given up civilized life and gone to live in the wilderness?

Will Feral. Edit: I tried

What actor do horses like the most?

Matthew McConaug-hay