Why could the crab not find a pair of shoes in his size?

Child labor laws forced all the shoe factories to shut down.

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What's worse than getting AIDs?

Having to find out that your dog has AIDs too.

Why is it so hard for women to find men that are sensitive, caring, and good-looking?

Because those men already have boyfriends.

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What shoes does ninjas use?

Sneakers.

What did the shoes say to the pants?

What up, britches?

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What is the difference between a barking dog and an umbrella?

The umbrella can be shut up.

Why was Jesus I such good shape?

Crossfit. Why did the Romans hate Jesus so much? He wouldn't shut up about crossfit.

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How do crabs get out of hospitals?

On crotches.

Whats worse than having a lobster on yer piano?

Having crabs on yer organ!

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What would you call two banana skins ?

A pair of slippers.

What's better than a paradox?

A pair of nurses

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What do you call the act of press-ganging someone into a monastery?

Force of habit.

Why did Darth Vader get suspended from the Police?

He was under investigation for excessive use of Force

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Why could the crab not find a pair of shoes in his size?

Child labor laws forced all the shoe factories to shut down.

What did the booger say to the finger?

Pick on someone your own size.

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What happened when the shoe factory burned down?

500 soles were lost.

Why could the crab not find a pair of shoes in his size?

Child labor laws forced all the shoe factories to shut down.