What is the difference between a barking dog and an umbrella?

The umbrella can be shut up.

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What is the difference between a terrorist hideout and a school?

How should I know? I just fly the drones.

What's the difference between Bernie Sanders and a coconut?

Coconuts have hair

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Why does it take 10 women with premenstrual tension to change a light bulb?

IT JUST DOES, OK JERK !!!! NOW SHUT UP OR I WILL STAB YOU WITH THE SCISSORS!

Why do you always have to be so negative?

Shut up, you're just basic!"

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What does Snoop Dogg use an umbrella for?

Fo Drizzle!

Why do people carry around umbrellas?

Because they can't carry themselves

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Why is a toothless dog like a tree?

It has more bark than bite.

Which do you let in first?

Your dog, because it'll stop barking once you let it in.

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What do you call a barking dog riding the subway?

a sub-woofer!!!

What is the difference between a barking dog and an umbrella?

The umbrella can be shut up.